"As Towanda, Evelyn would take care of all the evils in the world. She would give all puppies and kittens a home while destroying all rapists, pornographers, wife-beaters, drug dealers, slumlords and child molesters. She would make it illegal for fashion models to weigh under 135 pounds. School teachers and police officers would be paid at the same rate as professional athletes. "Towanda was able to do anything she wanted. She went back in time and punched out the apostle Paul for writing that women should remain silent. Towanda went to Rome and kicked the Pope off the throne and put a nun there with priests cooking and cleaning for her for a change." She solved poverty, hunger, threat of nuclear warfare and all the world's problems and "became known the world over as Towanda the Magnanimous, Righter of Wrongs and Queen without Compare."
Joanie
Lea
Ricia
Susan
Siobhan
Ruth
Toni
Beth
Barbara
Tracy
(Of the Purple Bus )
The Purple Bus Towandas
From 'Fried Green Tomatos at the Whistle Stop Cafe"
TOWANDAS
Evelyn: "Towanda! Righter of wrongs, Queen beyond compare!"
From 'Fried Green Tomatos at the Whistle Stop Cafe"
